What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out.

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Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

What do you call a dirty Chinese crab?

A crusty asian

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What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny