What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

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What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out.

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.