Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

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What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

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What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

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Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

What do you call a band of unlucky politicians?

The Dead Kennedys.

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What should you call a polite friendly kind good looking monster?

A failure.

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.