Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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How do you make a moth bawl?

Hit him with a fly swatter.

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

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What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera?

Phil Ming

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

What do you call a dead asian?

A failure

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave