Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Because the steaks were too high...

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Peaking duck!

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Anchor.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!