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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

Which band does rockclimbers listen to ?

Rolling Stones

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

Kim Jong Il Jokes More Kim Jong Il Jokes

What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?