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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China

What is Captain Picard's favorite Chinese takeout ?

Make it Tso!

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Kim Jong Il Jokes More Kim Jong Il Jokes

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.