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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

What do you call a dead asian?

A failure

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

How do you make the best Americanized Chinese food?

Like Tso.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."