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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

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What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.