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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

What do you call a dead asian?

A failure

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

How does the average Chinese worker find a new job?

ChinkedIn.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles