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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

What's this song?

Me: Awful.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What should you call a polite friendly kind good looking monster?

A failure.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.