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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

What is hot and makes me hard?

Being covered in lava.

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs