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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Kim Jong Il Jokes More Kim Jong Il Jokes

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

What do you call a dead asian?

A failure

What should you call a polite friendly kind good looking monster?

A failure.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!