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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

What is "YEAH" in Japanese?

HAEY, obviously.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!