Song Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

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Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song?

Omaha

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Who are you with?

and "Just heard our song"

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

What's this song?

Me: Awful.

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What song does a car radio play?

A cartoon (car tune).

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!

What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus