Westero Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What is Littlefinger's favorite castle in all of Westeros?

Haremhal

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

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What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

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What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

Where does lonely soup go?

To a brothel.

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor