Westero Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What is Littlefinger's favorite castle in all of Westeros?

Haremhal

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Hodor Jokes More Hodor Jokes

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse?

Hodor.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Castle Jokes More Castle Jokes

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates