Westero Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What is Littlefinger's favorite castle in all of Westeros?

Haremhal

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

Where does lonely soup go?

To a brothel.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

the LIVING room

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

Hodor Jokes More Hodor Jokes

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!