Westero Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What is Littlefinger's favorite castle in all of Westeros?

Haremhal

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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Hodor Jokes More Hodor Jokes

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

Whores?

Derivatives

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ?

Bolzano the door !

Castle Jokes More Castle Jokes

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle