Westero Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What is Littlefinger's favorite castle in all of Westeros?

Haremhal

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

Hodor Jokes More Hodor Jokes

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

Castle Jokes More Castle Jokes

Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"