What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom