What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

Castle Jokes More Castle Jokes

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets