What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

Castle Jokes More Castle Jokes

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom