What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

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What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

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What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.