What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

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What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

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Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.