Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What is the German word for Constipation?

Farfrompoopen.

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Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)