Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.