Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.