Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

What do you call a blind member of the Third Reich?

A "notsee" because they cannot see! I'll see myself out...

How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.