Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.