Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

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Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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What's a mexicans favorite game?

Cross country.

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.