Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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How do you get rid of a Reddit admin?

Chooter

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

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What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

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Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach