Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

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Who was the chicken's favorite musician?

Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

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Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach