Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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Decompose

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Ka-ta-na-na!

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Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

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He was Haydn.

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Bach Bach Bach

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach