Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

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Who was the chicken's favorite musician?

Bach.

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

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What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

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Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.