Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

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Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ?

Bach to work!

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.