Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

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Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

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What did the rapper say to the deli owner?

Challah!

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

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What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

baroque

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".