Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

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What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!