Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

Why did the ska kid not get the job?

they were worried about his checkered past

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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.