Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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What did the programmer from the biker gang say?

It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!"

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer