Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.