Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.