What did the programmer from the biker gang say?

It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!"

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.