What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.