What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

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Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them