What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50