How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

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Which band does feminists hate the most?

Cis-tem of a Down

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

edit: nevermind...

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What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

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How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.