Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets
With a witchwatch.
It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.
French press. (Too soon?)
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
Two fingers.
They both came in a little behind.
He forgot his Loggins
The Apostrosea.
A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
Stall
My cat would be dead before I got 50
Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.
