Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets
it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time
Because an itch in time saves nine.
Because they hate Tibet.
Because of the overflow errors!
See you next month.
Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."
Word,yo.
Exorcise books.
She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke
Well, this was a waste of Thyme."
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."