What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

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When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

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Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

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What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

Why do people with OCD like Family Feud?

Because it's always black and white.

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What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...