Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

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How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

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What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

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What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait?

A master-baiter

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What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

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Why do people with OCD like Family Feud?

Because it's always black and white.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...