Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
He was addicted to crack.
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
Eggs get laid only once
How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
DaVinci
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
