Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
A: If they dropped them they'd break
Ovary-sy
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank
A: An inj-oink-tion.
Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.
This guy.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
He tips well.
