Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
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The ninja replies with "Wata!"
500 Internal Server Error
Cheque, mate!
The tip!
These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."
Two cents
Because he'd drop everything
Waiter: We can dream can't we
Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.
The waiter responds, "The backstroke."
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Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
He tips well.
how waiters should greet people
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
This is unacceptable.
Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.
Check, mate.
WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
The waiter replies "About 12 inches."
push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
The size of the tip.
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
So he could protect and serve.
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
