Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Cause they work out.
THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!
Drop your catheter bag.
Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre
Shrekmate.
Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag
He was told not to play with his food.
Danke memes
An astronaut.
What do you call a donkey with three legs?? A wonkey!!
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
The waiter responds, "The backstroke."
