What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Shrek Jokes More Shrek Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

How was the sound quality of Shrek's musical keyboard?

Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Danke Jokes More Danke Jokes

What does a greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.