What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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What's black and does not work?

Decaf Coffee

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What is Shrek's favorite book?

Don-key xote

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

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What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.

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What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.