What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Shrek Jokes More Shrek Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

How was the sound quality of Shrek's musical keyboard?

Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

Danke Jokes More Danke Jokes

What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What do you call?

What do you call a donkey with three legs?? A wonkey!!

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How do you make a pig float?

WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!