What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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What's long, black and doesn't work?

The unemployment line.

Why is Tylenol white?

Because it works

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Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

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What does a greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

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What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.