Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.
The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.
Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.
The Holocaust.
Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre
Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
Whole Foods
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.
Danke schon.
Danke memes
Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!
They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."