What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

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How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

How was the sound quality of Shrek's musical keyboard?

Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .