Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.
Deport him
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
A cow dropped out of a helicopter.
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.
You dye a little on the inside.
Danke memes
A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
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