What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and black people?

The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

Shrek Jokes More Shrek Jokes

How was the sound quality of Shrek's musical keyboard?

Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Danke Jokes More Danke Jokes

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."