Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Shrekquille O'Neal I'm sorry
Don-key xote
Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.
Shrekmate.
Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre
She's the one with dirty knees.
Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!
The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
Math hue.
With Don-keys.
Finding out the chef is bald.
A: Because everyone was a goblin.
9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
He only needed them after he'd opened it.
That I will open the door
Because its white and it works.
It doesn't work.
