What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

How do you make a ginger snap?

Call them "carrot top"

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.