What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!