Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca .

Prism Jokes More Prism Jokes

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

Where does bad light go?

Into a prism.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.