Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Prism Jokes More Prism Jokes

Where does bad light end up?

in prism

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.