Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

Prism Jokes More Prism Jokes

What do you do with unruly shapes?

You put them in prism

Where does bad light go?

Into a prism.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.