Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell?

Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.