Spill Jokes

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell?

Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

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Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

What are the chemicals in a midget's body that make them happy?

En-dwarf-ins

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Root Beer Jokes More Root Beer Jokes

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

Euler Jokes More Euler Jokes

What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.