Being carafe-ful.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Party fowl.
Baking Bad
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Try to disable sticky keys.
You'd spill your drink.
He tripped on acid
Just because ICANN.
A sunny day.
I'm floored!
Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You did that on porpoise
He drops the base!
Because he always spills the beans.
D'EAU!
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
Because it happened in the *past*a.
A messycan
You will get burned, you idiot.
He was addicted to crack.
Because she's always spilling the beans!
Do we have any papal towels
Getting McCafe on McAfee
Because he never spills the beans :-)
The cloths hanger only solves one problem.
There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving
they both like to root around in your cellar
Square eyes
Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
a wet melon.
The Apostrosea.
Namaste
He tried to stirrup some interest!
me stops jumping: You would have said no
Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!
They always take things the wrong way.
It blew up
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
