What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

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Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have?

A: Rep-tiles.