What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

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What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.