What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

Previous Random Joke Next

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...