How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

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How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur with vertigo?

Falloffalottapuss

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

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What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

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What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.