How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What do you call a lesbian spy?

Lesbianage.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

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What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden