How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

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What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

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Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

What did a bad teacher tell their wisecracking student?

Don't get smart with me.

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What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle?

A trike

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What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

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How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

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Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed. )

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden