How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

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What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

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How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden