How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the shark swim in circles?

He had a nosebleed.

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !