How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the shark swim in circles?

He had a nosebleed.

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy