How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload