How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.