Nail it's other hand to the floor.
Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.
Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..
I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
They like horsin' around.
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
It's a long story.
Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"