Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

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Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

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Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

Whats Black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.

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What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

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What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

M Jokes More M Jokes

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

Arriage Jokes More Arriage Jokes

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.