A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!
Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.
2. A man, his wife, and his cousin
Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.
The polar bear.. I'll see myself out...
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*
Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.
A baby in the microwave :)
x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
A fork
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
M: Protesting this conversation.
Her miscarriage.
Trying to look upset.
A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
