A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!
The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.
joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door >
Just one, if you put it in the right place.
Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Shallots
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.
If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.
When you have babies on purpose
Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal
BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Miscarriage
