What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

M Jokes More M Jokes

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

Conversation Jokes More Conversation Jokes

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Cw Jokes More Cw Jokes

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.