What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

M Jokes More M Jokes

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

Conversation Jokes More Conversation Jokes

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

Cw Jokes More Cw Jokes

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.