What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

M Jokes More M Jokes

What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

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What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.