What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What do you call a group of black criminals?

A "protest" apparently.

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

Conversation Jokes More Conversation Jokes

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

Cw Jokes More Cw Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me