What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

M Jokes More M Jokes

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

What is an emo's favorite note?

G ...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What do you call a group of black criminals?

A "protest" apparently.

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

Conversation Jokes More Conversation Jokes

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

Cw Jokes More Cw Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.