What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

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Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

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What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

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How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.