What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

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What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou