Jazz Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

Why do you never see red headed Jazz musicians?

They have no soul...

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