What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs?

A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia