What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

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What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet