What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.