Jazz Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

Why do you never see red headed Jazz musicians?

They have no soul...

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

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What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What is H2O4?

Drinking

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What's the difference between 3 and 13?

Nothing, they both have 1 3

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.