Jazz Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

Jazz Jokes More Jazz Jokes

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian??

One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.