Jazz Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

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What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

Jazz Jokes More Jazz Jokes

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald