Jazz Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

Jazz Jokes More Jazz Jokes

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap