Jazz Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

How do you make a tiramisu?

With a thousand Gigamisous

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!