Jazz Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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Why do you never see red headed Jazz musicians?

They have no soul...

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.

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What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?

Her miscarriage

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

Audience Jokes More Audience Jokes

How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

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Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.