Jazz Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.

Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

Audience Jokes More Audience Jokes

When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user?

They both can't even.