They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
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A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
To not wake the audience.
No one should be that happy.
I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.
He couldn't handle his boos.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
They all left.
Shaken. Not stirred
You add ices.
A church bell peals from the steeple.
Between a politician and a news camera.
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
Ow, this really hertz.
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
An alcoholic.
Backwards.
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
He starts coffin...
Cher
An act of violins.
They have no soul...
