They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
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A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
To not wake the audience.
No one should be that happy.
I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.
He couldn't handle his boos.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
They all left.
This joke will be back someday
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
M: Linda.
They are missing 2 towers
Purranks.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Ready, aim, make the FIRE!
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
Because they make up everything!
A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.
It ends.
CuNO3!
Because the prices are so steep
