They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
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A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
To not wake the audience.
No one should be that happy.
I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.
He couldn't handle his boos.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
They all left.
I'm gonna level with you.
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At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.
His job was soda-pressing
Because it was soda pressing.
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Because they practice relative dating!
Because she's probably a keeper.
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
Sir" from a distance.
Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza
A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four
