What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Wolverine Jokes More Wolverine Jokes

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.