Sir" from a distance.
Because he never really was on your side.
Women Say the Darndest Things
Something that stinks and stings!
Because they are very scentimental.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
They're both X-Men.
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
Sir.
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
