What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

Wolverine Jokes More Wolverine Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".