Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What do tall people and black people have in common?

They have no one to look up to.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!