Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What was the lonely chemist looking for?

AgF

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.