Sir" from a distance.
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Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"
I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.
From a distance they look like hares!
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.
She answered "About an inch".
Ow, this really hertz.
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
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He's on route.
There she blows!!!
Just ice.
On the rocks
For Harambe.
He left his home on the range.
A jet propelled elephant !
A frog with hiccups !
As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".
Because they can't evennn...
He was Travelling Light
Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.
A visit from the university board of ethics.
A tusky!
