Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
Baghdad
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
can't complain"
The one who you have to explain the joke to.
The corniest ones.
The punchline is too long.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
