Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.
They don't get better with age
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
He looks for the punchline
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.