What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.