What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

a fsh

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.