What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

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Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.