What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

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Why can't you trust 8?

cause she's a two-timin' four.

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.