What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye