What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

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How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.