What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

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Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face