What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.