What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

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Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.