What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

A brick-layer !

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....