What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.