What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.