What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison?

A small medium at large!

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What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it