What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

What do you call an X-Games athlete who placed dead last?

A louger.