What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.