What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

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Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Tea, Rex?"

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)