What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)