What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)