What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

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What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)