What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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What do you call a guy with no shins?

Tony. :)

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"