How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car"

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.