How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

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How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

Why cant asians drive?

Because cars takes you from A to B

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.