How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food??

Allah-peos

What Do You Call A Mexican From The Caribbean?

A Carabiner

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.