How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.