How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet