How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican knockoff burger restaurant?

Carlos Jr.

What do salads and Mexicans have in common ?

They both benefit America!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.