How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.

What do you call mexicans who are stoned?

Baked beans.

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What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

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Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet