How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.