Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.