Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.