Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending