Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird