Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.