Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.