Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
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Your addicted.
Because he would only do the minimum?
Because they heard it was radical!
Ted can swim away from an accident.
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.
You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.
Islams it.
Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Slim to nun.
I don't know it's lard to tell.
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."
Cancer!*
Deaf
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!
The Devil has standards.
It saves so much time.
A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.
I dont have a ferrari in my garage.