Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
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Your addicted.
Because he would only do the minimum?
Because they heard it was radical!
Ted can swim away from an accident.
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.
My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB
Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions
Second gear.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Too soon.
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
They planet!
He wanted to achieve erection reform.
x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam
Islams It.
Because it has cis-trust issues
E=MC U L8R
He feigned ted.
Sum ting wong
He couldn't remove three nails to save his life
I saved you a stool.