What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

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What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

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Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.