What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ?

Alf all if you don't catch me!

What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

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What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

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What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

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What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."