What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Dealer Jokes More Dealer Jokes

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.