What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Dealer Jokes More Dealer Jokes

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.