What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Previous Random Joke Next
Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Dealer Jokes More Dealer Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."