What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault?

One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

Jersey Shore Jokes More Jersey Shore Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.