What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team?

One is a group of cunning runts...

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What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Jersey Shore Jokes More Jersey Shore Jokes

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.