What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Jersey Shore Jokes More Jersey Shore Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.