What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

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Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

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A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

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What mythological monster casts no reflection?

A: All of them.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

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Your addicted.

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What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.