What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself