What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

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Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

What do you call an egotistical anorexic?

A selfie stick.