What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

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Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

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Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"